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Posted 7/14/2012 10:11:00 AM
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Well, I think to add to my A1 enema....

He did slap her before saucing her, yes? Well at least he had the forethought to tenderize!


This has probably got the be both the funniest and saddest news article I have read in a long time
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Posted 7/15/2012 11:31:41 AM


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i am on book 3, and so far nothing like steak sauce has been used. ~chuckling~

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Posted 7/18/2012 12:32:07 PM
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This is what happens in a country that doesn't allow firearms. If I recall England has laws regarding the use of Glasses and Mugs of tempered glass that doesn't shard when smashed because without Guns people have to get creative when assaulting each other.
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Posted 7/18/2012 1:29:06 PM


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that is just hilarious
busting a rib with laughter

sauce.. lol

"Given all things relevant; the simplest answer will do."
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Posted 7/18/2012 4:32:54 PM


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just ordered the 2nd book today ~grins~ we'll see if it's a saucy and delicious as the 1st
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Posted 7/19/2012 7:28:17 PM
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Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure.
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Posted 7/19/2012 8:12:45 PM
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-pops my remaining kidney laughing at the pic-
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Posted 7/19/2012 9:08:17 PM


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all i say is to each their own...
i have enjoyed the book for the storyline thus far
i'm not looking for smut, i have plenty of porn DVDs and erotic novels
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