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Posted 7/15/2009 6:20:24 AM
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Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater.
If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.
If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.
If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.
If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.
She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.
So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton
of shit.


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"Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass... it's about learning to dance in the rain." - Vivian Greene
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Posted 7/15/2009 1:37:01 PM
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This is great I will have to share it with my friends.
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Posted 12/1/2009 11:36:28 PM


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This is absolutely fantastic.

~Now folds the lily all her sweetness up,
And slips into the bosom of the lake:
So fold thyself, my dearest, thou, and slip
Into my bosom and be lost in me~
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Posted 12/2/2009 4:57:47 AM


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But I get the ton of shit and no seed is planted....lol
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