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The other day I went downtown to run a few errands. I went into
the local coffee shop for a snack. I was only there for about 5 minutes,
and when I came out, there was this cop writing out a parking
ticket.
I said to him, 'Come on, man, how about giving a retired person a
break'?
He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.
His insensitivity annoyed me, so I called him a 'Nazi.' He glared at me and then wrote out another ticket for having worn tires. So I proceeded to call him a 'doughnut eating Gestapo.' He finished the second ticket and put it
on the windshield with the first. Then he wrote a third ticket when I
called him a moron in blue.
This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I talked back to him
the more tickets he wrote.
Personally, I didn't really care. I came downtown on the bus, and
the car that he was putting the tickets on had one of those bumper
stickers that said, 'Obama in '08.'
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I appreciate the above humor, and add:
"hey officer, i hope you realize i'm taking down names for the new hope and change regime, you imperious Bush facist!"
Vote for Keyes! Try something like thinking for a change!
http://www.renewamerica.us
http://www.renewamerica.us
The depravity of man is at once the most unpopular of the Christian doctrines and yet the most empirically verifiable. - Malcolm Muggeridge
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