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| | | | TODAY is the 30th anniversary of Star Wars Episode IV. Geeks and Normies will unite in the Force and celebrate like a Gammorean on “Spice”. For you fans and curious seekers of oddities “alien”… The Cable Channel G4, (I think the g stands for “GEEK“. and I am O.K. wit’ DAT!) did a wonderful celebration to spend your lonely memorial holiday with. You Normies can check it out …after all the picnicking, keg stands and sexual debauchery that you forgot to invite us….errr…the dorks to…any time next week.
What???? Did you say “I have a bad feeling about this”??? No, No …the only thing the Empire is doing now is Political Damage Control Messages at the defeat handed to them by the Forefathers of Teddy Ruxpin!! (Whoa only a true geek will get that reference and time period!!)
HAPPY THIRTIETH, STAR WARS.
Even the evilest most Dark Sided amongst us has the three disc set!!!
Patawan for 40 double Tatooine cycles,
Chang-Ling
p.s.
all right ladies....see all of YOU at the next Convention.....oh yeah!!
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Are you threatening Me, Master Jedi? *drops the facade, does the wrist trick*"  *coughs*
Yoda got owned by Sidious in that match they had,
Heard in the novel yoda admits to losing the
match before it even began. ...most of it likely do to time/place.
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