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32 things a submissive should never do...
~strungfilly~
2/1/2013   
 
submissive 1. Pushing limits does not mean making Master so angry that the vein above His right eye throbs.

2. “Quit it!” “OW, Damnit!” “I’m hiding that toy when You go to
work tomorrow” and cursing a blue streak are not safe words.

3. “Oh my God, where did you get those. They are gorgeous!!!” is not considered boot worship.

4. “Ya want fries with that?” “Want me to drink it for You too?” are not appropriate remarks when Master gives you an elaborate drink order.

5. Flipping your Master off while your hands are cuffed behind your
back is a bad idea. Owners have a way of knowing these things.

6. Putting lube, goop, superglue, ink or any other substance that
will sully the ________ of Master on His toys while setting up for a session is not a good idea.

7. Kicking the toy you hate far under the bed is futile. Master will only secure your wrist cuffs to your ankle cuffs and make you crawl for it….repeatedly.

8. “Bite me.” is NEVER an intelligent response to a command.

9. Doing your Beavis and Butthead imitation of “Fire, fire, fire,
fire!” during Master’s lecture on fire play safety is considered rude.

10. Responding with “Yes, All Wise, All Knowing, Grand Imperial
Weenie” is not appropriate when Master asks you if you are
comfortable during a bondage scene.

11. Asking to go to the bathroom every five minutes while Master
practices His Japanese rope work on you will try His patience ….quickly.

12. Crossing your eyes and sticking your tongue out while Master is
discussing your punishment is not wise.

13. There is no such thing as slave immunity, fee slave day, or the
PMS defense. The slave jury might not convict you, but the Dom judge will override the verdict. Count on it!

14. Pretending Master’s collection of butt plugs are toys and singing the “Weebles Wobble but the won’t fall down” song is not a good idea.

15. Repeatedly blowing out each candle Master lights during wax play will get you punished.

16. Checking Master’s head for the 666 symbol after a harsh
punishment will only get you more of the same….or worse!

17. “i know You are but what am i?” is not the appropriate response
when called a “raunchy little whore” during humiliation play.

18. Using spreader bars, paddles, or canes for the fireplace is not
a good plan.

19. “Missed me missed me now ya gotta kiss me!” is an unacceptable
remark when Master’s flogger slips.

20. When Master pulls out his bullwhip and says He wants to play, He doesn’t mean hide-&-seek…He WILL find you eventually.

21. Calling Merry Maids when you are ordered to spruce up the place
is not what your Master had in mind.

22. “Faster faster we need a new Master” is NOT the song to sing
during a scene.

23. “Oh and You think i am?” is an unacceptable response to hearing
your Master say He is not pleased.

24. During a play party is not the time to do your hilarious
imitation of Igor and hunch over, moaning “Yes Master” when ordered
to fetch something.

25. Adding “Sir” or “Master” to “Fuck that!” will not save you.

26. Singing the chorus of “Anything You Can Do I Can Do Better”
under your breath during a session is considered foolhardy.

27. Reciting nursery rhymes during an interrogation scene to crack
your Master up only lasts for so long. Then you will pay….BIG!

28. Arguing whether “Master may not be right, but Master is never
wrong” is Zen or Buddhist philosophy will only get you rewarded with kneeling in the corner of a bed of Lego’s “to help you consider the question in quiet contemplation.”

29. Asking “Is that as HARD as you can hit???” is considered a cry
for help among submissive suicide prevention workers!

30. Reminding Master you are a switch will not get you out of
trouble for ordering Him around.

31. Rolling your eyes when Sir gives you “That look” is not a good
idea.

and last but least….

32. Even if you are fast enough to close the other bracelet of the
cuffs around his wrist while he’s closing the first one on yours,
you probably shouldn’t.

(source: fetlife)
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2/1/2013
 
~strungfilly~
submissive
1. Pushing limits does not mean making Master so angry that the vein above His right eye throbs.

2. “Quit it!” “OW, Damnit!” “I’m hiding that toy when You go to
work tomorrow” and cursing a blue streak are not safe words.

3. “Oh my God, where did you get those. They are gorgeous!!!” is not considered boot worship.

4. “Ya want fries with that?” “Want me to drink it for You too?” are not appropriate remarks when Master gives you an elaborate drink order.

5. Flipping your Master off while your hands are cuffed behind your
back is a bad idea. Owners have a way of knowing these things.

6. Putting lube, goop, superglue, ink or any other substance that
will sully the ________ of Master on His toys while setting up for a session is not a good idea.

7. Kicking the toy you hate far under the bed is futile. Master will only secure your wrist cuffs to your ankle cuffs and make you crawl for it….repeatedly.

8. “Bite me.” is NEVER an intelligent response to a command.

9. Doing your Beavis and Butthead imitation of “Fire, fire, fire,
fire!” during Master’s lecture on fire play safety is considered rude.

10. Responding with “Yes, All Wise, All Knowing, Grand Imperial
Weenie” is not appropriate when Master asks you if you are
comfortable during a bondage scene.

11. Asking to go to the bathroom every five minutes while Master
practices His Japanese rope work on you will try His patience ….quickly.

12. Crossing your eyes and sticking your tongue out while Master is
discussing your punishment is not wise.

13. There is no such thing as slave immunity, fee slave day, or the
PMS defense. The slave jury might not convict you, but the Dom judge will override the verdict. Count on it!

14. Pretending Master’s collection of butt plugs are toys and singing the “Weebles Wobble but the won’t fall down” song is not a good idea.

15. Repeatedly blowing out each candle Master lights during wax play will get you punished.

16. Checking Master’s head for the 666 symbol after a harsh
punishment will only get you more of the same….or worse!

17. “i know You are but what am i?” is not the appropriate response
when called a “raunchy little whore” during humiliation play.

18. Using spreader bars, paddles, or canes for the fireplace is not
a good plan.

19. “Missed me missed me now ya gotta kiss me!” is an unacceptable
remark when Master’s flogger slips.

20. When Master pulls out his bullwhip and says He wants to play, He doesn’t mean hide-&-seek…He WILL find you eventually.

21. Calling Merry Maids when you are ordered to spruce up the place
is not what your Master had in mind.

22. “Faster faster we need a new Master” is NOT the song to sing
during a scene.

23. “Oh and You think i am?” is an unacceptable response to hearing
your Master say He is not pleased.

24. During a play party is not the time to do your hilarious
imitation of Igor and hunch over, moaning “Yes Master” when ordered
to fetch something.

25. Adding “Sir” or “Master” to “Fuck that!” will not save you.

26. Singing the chorus of “Anything You Can Do I Can Do Better”
under your breath during a session is considered foolhardy.

27. Reciting nursery rhymes during an interrogation scene to crack
your Master up only lasts for so long. Then you will pay….BIG!

28. Arguing whether “Master may not be right, but Master is never
wrong” is Zen or Buddhist philosophy will only get you rewarded with kneeling in the corner of a bed of Lego’s “to help you consider the question in quiet contemplation.”

29. Asking “Is that as HARD as you can hit???” is considered a cry
for help among submissive suicide prevention workers!

30. Reminding Master you are a switch will not get you out of
trouble for ordering Him around.

31. Rolling your eyes when Sir gives you “That look” is not a good
idea.

and last but least….

32. Even if you are fast enough to close the other bracelet of the
cuffs around his wrist while he’s closing the first one on yours,
you probably shouldn’t.

(source: fetlife)
Post #983127
Jeff6691
2/1/2013   
 
Member Nice post!
Still chuckling. *grins*
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2/1/2013
 
Jeff6691
Member
Nice post!
Still chuckling. *grins*
Post #983142
redheaded~outlaw
2/4/2013   
 
Member I am so guilty of a few of the above.....but He expects no less of me *blinx and grinz*
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2/4/2013
 
I am so guilty of a few of the above.....but He expects no less of me *blinx and grinz*
Post #983269
mysterious~angel
2/4/2013   
 
Member ~giggles at rho and wonders which ones~
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2/4/2013
 
~giggles at rho and wonders which ones~
Post #983270
Escape~Artist
2/4/2013   
 
Member smiles..............actually My one..........shouldn't that have read there are a couple you HAVEN'T done..........and enjoyed the consequences afterward each one of them.......and the ones you haven't.........well............time will tell. *grins*
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2/4/2013
 
Escape~Artist
Member
smiles..............actually My one..........shouldn't that have read there are a couple you HAVEN'T done..........and enjoyed the consequences afterward each one of them.......and the ones you haven't.........well............time will tell. *grins*
Post #983279
cosmic~cowgirl
2/4/2013   
 
Member *whistles innocently? And smiles
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2/4/2013
 
*whistles innocently? And smiles
Post #983280
~strungfilly~
2/4/2013   
 
submissive it's a good thing Dominants aren't mind readers Wink
oh the things we bite our lips on at times
*softly laughs *
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2/4/2013
 
~strungfilly~
submissive
it's a good thing Dominants aren't mind readers Wink
oh the things we bite our lips on at times
*softly laughs *
Post #983293
~strungfilly~
2/9/2013   
 
submissive SirKaylor0121, thank you Tongue


not that i have ever thought of using any of these Wink

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2/9/2013
 
~strungfilly~
submissive
SirKaylor0121, thank you Tongue


not that i have ever thought of using any of these Wink

Post #983483
lil~rinoa
3/18/2013   
 
Member *LMFAO hard rt*
sad thing is, i have done a lot of those......i will never learn.
thank you for these!
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3/18/2013
 
lil~rinoa
Member
*LMFAO hard rt*
sad thing is, i have done a lot of those......i will never learn.
thank you for these!
Post #985174
{pure~}
3/18/2013   
 
Member
Awesome post

thanks for sharing filly
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3/18/2013
 
{pure~}
Member
Awesome post

thanks for sharing filly
Post #985175
sandra
3/18/2013   
 
Member
*Chuckles*
this was brilliant.
yeah i am guilty of a LOT of them!!!
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3/18/2013
 
sandra
Member
*Chuckles*
this was brilliant.
yeah i am guilty of a LOT of them!!!
Post #985182
~strungfilly~
4/29/2013   
 
submissive *puts my hand up in confession that i filly actually do have a packet of pop rocks in my bedside drawer*

laughter is good for the soul purr..... *grins *
so add away, and at least this way we may think some of
those things but never ever say them out loud.... *nodding a lot laughing *


yeah right.... who am i kidding *lol *
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4/29/2013
 
~strungfilly~
submissive
*puts my hand up in confession that i filly actually do have a packet of pop rocks in my bedside drawer*

laughter is good for the soul purr..... *grins *
so add away, and at least this way we may think some of
those things but never ever say them out loud.... *nodding a lot laughing *


yeah right.... who am i kidding *lol *
Post #986934
simplyswt~
4/29/2013   
 
Member
chuckling.. thanks for posting this.. it started my Monday off with a laugh.. more please ms filly *hugs*
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4/29/2013
 
simplyswt~
Member
chuckling.. thanks for posting this.. it started my Monday off with a laugh.. more please ms filly *hugs*
Post #986944
*~sweetmissbehavin~*
5/26/2013   
 
submissive *catching my breath from laughing, or at least TRYING to catch my breath as the giggles keep welling up inside of me*

i hadn't seen this thread until tonight....omg, i needed this, i really, really needed this laugh, this is wonderful!!

And it's a good thing i'm a good girl and would NEVER even consider ANY of these things! *polishing my halo while wearing my most angelic grin*
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5/26/2013
 
*catching my breath from laughing, or at least TRYING to catch my breath as the giggles keep welling up inside of me*

i hadn't seen this thread until tonight....omg, i needed this, i really, really needed this laugh, this is wonderful!!

And it's a good thing i'm a good girl and would NEVER even consider ANY of these things! *polishing my halo while wearing my most angelic grin*
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